Bleach: they'd never say that by Okitakehyate, literature
Literature
Bleach: they'd never say that
Yamamoto Genryusei: They don't know it, but I'm really Santa Claus Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!
Soi Fong: I hate punishing people
Gin Ichimaru: Now is not the time to be smiling a captain has just been killed!
Kira Izuru: I hate Gin! sometimes I want to stab him in the back!
Unohana Retsu: Forget healing people. Today, we fight the 11th division & show them whos boss!
Hanataro: ...I only pretend to be weak... I have the strength of all 13 captains put together... bwahaha!!!
Aizen Sousuke: Nooo my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!!! -fumbles around looking for them-
Hinamori Momo: I hate that bastard Aizen I'm transferring to anothe
Ways To Annoy Bleach by Asagi-K-Kurosaki, literature
Literature
Ways To Annoy Bleach
10 Ways To Annoy The Bleach Crew
(Not that I'd ever do any of this, *wistels suspicously*)
Rukia
1. Tell her that Ichigo spies on her every night and holds a mirror under her mouth to "make sure the midget was breathing"
2. Release a thousand Chappy Bunnies and tell her that if she dosen't catch them all soon Ichigo will get them
3. Pretend to spill hot choclate on her wedding dress and run for your life!
4. Tell her to watch "Kudjo"; then make Ichigo scare her; watch the fun
5. Tell her that Ichigo bought her a Chappy for Christmas and watch her destroy the house
6. Tell her to sing the Chromatic scale as fast as she can; watch